![]() 03/27/2015 at 10:32 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Now. Go.
![]() 03/27/2015 at 10:38 |
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Instructions unclear, stabbed a baby
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SETTING FIRE TO OWN PANTS BRB
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119, cancel squad interdiction, SWAT, reports indicate baby clearly deserved it. Excess whining.
![]() 03/27/2015 at 10:43 |
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The peanut butter and mustard sandwich filled with blasting caps and the supplies for repainting a gazebo are ready, now what?
![]() 03/27/2015 at 10:49 |
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![]() 03/27/2015 at 10:53 |
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brb putting cat in slow cooker
![]() 03/27/2015 at 10:59 |
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took a crap on my boss's desk while hes out at a meeting
![]() 03/27/2015 at 11:04 |
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I'm trying to lose weight though, I shouldn't be eating an entire Apple Crumb pie.
![]() 03/27/2015 at 11:15 |
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![]() 03/27/2015 at 11:17 |
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Low heat, 6 hours.
![]() 03/27/2015 at 11:42 |
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Alright, well if I lose a leg to a diabeetus, I'm coming after your company; Los Pollos Hermanos.
![]() 03/27/2015 at 11:50 |
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Jeez, I'm lighting my cigar as fast as I can. Get off my case!
![]() 03/27/2015 at 15:37 |
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Fine, I guess I'll do some work today...
![]() 03/28/2015 at 10:51 |
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fine I'll just go get in my car, pull the e-brake, drop the clutch and melt the tires till the cops show up.